When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

It's hard to force creativity and humor.

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.