When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

You don't need to be defined by your job.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.