If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.