It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.