It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

You don't need to be defined by your job.

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?