It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.