My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.