The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.