Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.

I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.