If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.