Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.