My wife went off with Elvis.
The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.
You fake something until you're good at it.
I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
As a wise man once said, โApril Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.โ
Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.