That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?