That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.