I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

In the '80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they're not all good!

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.