I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
Al YankovicWhen I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
Al YankovicI guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
Al Yankovic