It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.