I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.