You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.