Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.