Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.