Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.