Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

In the '80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they're not all good!

You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.