Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.