You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.