Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.