One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.