I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.