I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

My wife went off with Elvis.