I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.

In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.