At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

You fake something until you're good at it.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.