Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

In the '80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they're not all good!

I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.