Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.
Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.