I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

You don't need to be defined by your job.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.