My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.