You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.