I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.