My wife went off with Elvis.

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"

I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.