I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.