I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.