I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.