I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.