I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.