I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

You don't need to be defined by your job.

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.