Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.