Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.