Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.