There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I'm working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life. So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.

People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"