You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.