You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.