You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.