In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.