I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.