The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

You don't need to be defined by your job.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.