I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?