Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.