Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.