Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
Al YankovicIf you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
Al YankovicI think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
Al YankovicSo that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
Al YankovicI tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"
Al Yankovic