The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.

All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.

Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)

10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.