The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

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Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.