10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?

Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.