Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come

There are many mysteries in old age but the greatest, surely, is this: in those adverts for walk-in bathtubs, why doesn't all the water gush out when you get in?

Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.

Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.