Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
Alan CorenI sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Alan CorenSadly, as with so much about history's heroes, it's the spotting of potential fame that's the difficulty, whether it's publishing their poems, hanging their paintings, or buying their old underwear. Think of the great men whose lives passed in penury and hacking coughs due to public unawareness that their littlest possession would end up at Sothebys or the basement at Fort Knox.
Alan Coren