Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.