If you are going to write, nothing will stop you, and if you are not going to write, nothing will make you.

My great-grandfather was a self-taught man, and his library was extraordinary. I read the lot.

I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

I love research so much that I do an enormous amount; it helps put off the moment of starting to write the story.

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.

Ive learned never to try and force words to come.