We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
Any noun can be verbed.
Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.