C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
One man's constant is another man's variable.
You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.