There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.