In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".

Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.

One man's constant is another man's variable.

Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.

When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.

Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.