If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
Optimization hinders evolution. Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
In English every word can be verbed.